So I got to thinking, what really makes you realise you've become a parent? When do you really know that you've crossed over from being than fun easy going person to a tightly wound highly strung individual that can't even pee without being under surveillance?
You know you're a parent when....
You realise You've worn the same pair of jeans all week and just made do with whatever t-shirt was at the top of the pile (Don't even begin to pretend you haven't been there!)
You find yourself walking down the street with a bag bigger than the average suitcase and the only items in there belonging to you are your phone, your rapidly emptying purse and if you've been lucky enough to remember them.....your keys! Not that you stand half a chance of finding these items before you've missed 4 calls 20 texts and been stood on your doorstep a good 20mins routing through the bag just so you can get back into your house!
When popping to the local shop becomes a mammoth task that you hope you never have to undertake. Your children take a good 15 minutes just to get their shoes on! Then follows the argument of which toys they may or may not take because they will surely get bored on the 5 second journey down the street.
The argument that they really don't need a coat at all no, nae, never!! Until 10 seconds after you have locked the door and they are 'freezing'. And if you're lucky enough to even make it to the shop before it closes you endure the 'mum, mum, mummy can we have, mummy we need......' over any number of items that they see before getting home £20 later without that carton of milk you actually set out to buy.
Babywipes are a staple cleaning product.
You don't ever leave the house without a spare change of clothes for the small people in your care.
You can't remember the last time you had a bath without someone standing over you stealing your bubbles or trying to get in with you.
Your bed becomes your sanctuary if you're lucky enough to escape small people joining you.
Naps become your favourite afternoon pastime.
7pm is your favourite time of the day.
You make yourself a cup of tea or coffee but don't get round to actually drinking it until its been in the microwave 3 or 4 times.
And finally a family dinner is a thing of myth and legend.
Just remember guys you are not alone in this! And I'm sure we'll all end up sat rocking in the corner eventually!